Sunday, March 20, 2011

Room Decorating Tips For Sex More Fun

Passions make love not only be obtained through body language, touch, food or clothing worn. The atmosphere of the rooms also affect the mood to make love somebody. For activities you and your husband have sex more fun, try to redecorate your bedroom.
Quoted from womenshealth, some interior designers provide room decorating tips that can make the experience more enjoyable sex. Here it is advice from them:
1. A recent study published Scandinavian Journal of Psychology found that women will provide 'best performance' in love, if there is an element plants in the room. Decorate your room with roses. Roses have a natural chemical called phenylethylamine which can raise the mood to make love. Want more creative? Sprinkle the bed and floor of your room with hundreds of lilies flower petals or lavender. According to the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation, scented flowers 'sweet' can help to increase arousal in men.
2. Jenny Oman, an expert system for combining the decoration suggest silk and satin materials for blankets and pillowcases. Material soft and luxurious texture can make sex more activity 'hot'. Select solid colors like deep red or pink to bring an aura of sensual and luxurious in your room.
3. We will build the mood to make love, do not install lights are too bright. Choose a lamp with an orange glow, not a white neon.
Or, you can give hood / lampshade made of transparent material. Interior designer Robert Verdi suggested to use the hood of a pink or orange.
Fluorescent pink shades give a soft and soothing, perfect to build a mood to make love after a busy in the afternoon. While orange create a warm and sensual atmosphere of the room, so that your sex drive increased.
4. Placing a mirror next to the bed can make you feel sophisticated. For visual pamper you and your partner, light candles on the floor, exactly under the mirror to create a romantic image.
5. Choose a citrus-scented candles, which can increase blood circulation 'penile' up to 20 percent.
6. Passion for making love may increase with certain colors. Paint your room with the color orange. These colors evoke the spirit, energize and warm impression in the room. You do not need to paint all the walls of the room, simply paint on the wall behind the bed. Good luck.

Effect of Smoking On Women's Libido

The effects of smoking have been well documented - lung cancer, heart problems, oral conditions are not hygienic and nicotine addiction. Smoking is often not considered to affect libido and other aspects of sexuality, but lowered libido in both men and women smokers.
Meaning
A healthy libido is important for physical and emotional health, and smoking affects just as he affects the whole body because of the effects of nicotine on the circulatory system.
Heart and Sexuality
Nicotine weakens the heart muscle and blood vessels. For sexual arousal occurs, blood flow to the genitals of women have no limits, because it increases blood flow triggers hormones that memicuvagina to produce lubricating fluid.
Mental Agitation
A common side effect of nicotine increased agitation. Agitation may also prevent sex organs to produce lubrication. Lack of proper humidity in the vagina can cause sex to be painful.
Effect on Emotional Intimacy
Another important component of libido in women are emotional intimacy. Increased anxiety makes it more difficult for a woman to feel emotional closeness with their partner. A study showed that even outside of sex, couples often use cigarettes to signal that they need the space or need to talk.
Effect on Self Image
Smoking also affects the female libido by creating a sense of self-awareness. If a woman's sexual partner is a non-smoker, the woman has a deadly fear because the man's passion, especially if the woman smoked before sex.

4 Facts About Vaginas

You may already know about menstrual problems, lubricants, sexually transmitted disease or an orgasm, but not necessarily you know these things. What will we discuss this time is unique facts surrounding the vagina.

1. Every woman is sexually aroused when bound to issue a natural lubricant to lubricate the vagina wall. It turned out that these lubricants have the same content as found in shark liver!

2. The depth of the vagina is generally about 7-10 centimeters. So how in the face of the penis that reach tens of centimeters in length? You do not need to fear because of the depth miss. v can be increased by 200%.

3. Miss. v is a more subtle call to the female genitals are called the vagina. In the Latin, meaning vagina sword hilt.

4. Believe it or not, the vagina can be separated from its original position. But do not be afraid, as this can be corrected with medical treatment.

Vagina Playing Techniques

For matters of lust, men's champion! They have many ways to make women helpless. One of them, acting naughty with her fingers play over her partner's body. Generally, the Adam was desperate to make her sex life was always burning. Naughty staged all over his partner's body will make the event seem more tempting to make love. Moreover, if a man plays a stimulation point fingers at each other.
To make a turn on his partner, a man happy to "play" part klirotis Miss V. The area that became the crown she always attracted men to "play". If you want to do action tease and she flicked her desire, some sharpshooter from AskMen following tips you can try. You can start the rogue action by giving a gentle touch on her vagina. Soft kisses could be opening the next scene. After that you can explore the Miss V the him. But you have to make the couple feel comfortable first. Especially see her reaction, if he does not feel pain and let you continue the action. That's a sign that he wants you to do even further in her vagina. Do not be too forcefully played Miss V pair, so you be in a hurry. Use your fingers to continue the game to make it more exciting.
If he invited you to touch the area around klirotis, then you must be smart self-control desire. Why is that? If the couple has been seen increasingly enjoying every touch you give. Time to get to the climax in the near future.
All the men would not stand to see her partner turn on, but has not been fulfilled to the fullest. To make it happen, you can pause a moment to make him curious. When he spontaneously ask you to immediately penetrate. So time to release your desire for yourself and also late in the game, but which must always be remembered adaah keep your emotions while making love, the goal is for you as a man remains in control in a "battle".

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Technical Strategies To Get Pregnant Wife

There are some important things that make it easy to obtain offspring pair, the first is the couple both have reproductive organs that are both healthy and right for each other, the second is the intensity and schedule of sexual intercourse, other things that also supports the technique in intercourse.

Reproductive health affect each spouse to be easy to obtain offspring. For women, there should ideally be done a complete inspection of organic disorders, such as how the position of the uterus, presence or absence of cysts, myomas, and others who
may influence the occurrence of pregnancy. Does patent oviduct (not blocked)? Is ovary (egg bladder) healthy and able to produce eggs.

Also is there any need to be examined by dysfunction of reproductive organs such as hormonal disorders or are there TORCH infections, both of which can be identified by laboratory examination. For men ideally need to analyze sperm, to determine whether the semen is produced can fertilize an egg cell mate.

After a complete examination and you and partner are healthy, then that needs to be regulated next is scheduled intercourse. Sexual intercourse as often as possible will not accelerate the occurrence of pregnancy, and even vice versa. This is due to the quality of semen that will decline in terms of concentration of sperm in it. Consult with your doctor when the time of ovulation (release of egg cells) of your wife, this is calculated based on your wife's menstrual cycle. You should not touch first with your wife a few days before the time of ovulation, so that your semen has a high sperm concentration.

At the scheduled time, perform sexual intercourse with your partner. Actually there are no special techniques to accelerate the occurrence of pregnancy, there are only a few things to note for the semen is not too fast out of the vagina. Try doing a sexual relationship with the woman is under to collect the semen. Once connected, your spouse do not immediately get up, remain lying down for 15-30 minutes with your hips lifted up and propped a pillow or a foot lifted up against the wall.

If the things mentioned above you and your partner are trying to do, praying to God Almighty, then hopefully you and your partner will quickly acquire offspring.
 
 
Use the Associated Board of The Right Position
Many fertility experts who argue that the man on top position during intercourse provides the best opportunity for the occurrence of pregnancy. To be effective, she can prop her hips with a pillow so her cervix could accommodate a lot of sperm. Try after ejaculation occurs between pairs, for 10-20 minutes for the woman remained in a lying position. Do not leave earlier than the attitude of this lie because the minute this time of semen will melt, and if the woman got up liquid cement will flow back into the vagina and make the sour atmosphere weakened and dead sperm. It is also an order for a woman's fertility can be better maintained. 

Relaxed atmosphere Presents The Associated
Activities related to this husband and wife should be done in a relaxed and romantic. When the fertile period arrived and planned to have sex, make preparations enough time. If the completed activities of a work, rest beforehand to give the body a refreshing time. Bathing can be a way for the body become refreshed. Keep the mood and be relaxed, do not be too stressful in sexual intercourse, for example, think about whether the "activities" this time will produce a pregnancy. 

Vitamin Drink
To get pregnant quickly, consumption of foods containing vitamins and substances needed for fertility is very important for you and your partner. Vitamin C, one of them, can improve sperm quality. Consume 1,000 mg and 10 mcg of vitamin D or vitamin E can increase the fertility of men and women. And women who take folic acid pregnant have a better chance than those who do not consume them. Folic acid also plays an important role in the formation of the fetal brain tube later. 

Pray To The Almighty
Humans simply can plan and try, while that God would determine everything. Therefore equip your business with a prayer to Him, so blessed as soon as the gift of pregnancy. Prayer is so powerful, capable of realizing the impossible becomes possible. So, pray!

Symptoms frigidity

How do I know whether we are including one who suffered from this disease? Feature frigid women are those who reject or not at all excited in a sexual stimulation.

Physically, there are no signs at all. Everyday he could have a lively, even having children a lot of marital relationships. In fact, many women who do not feel there is a problem with his sex life.

The cause of frigidity

The biggest cause of woman turned to ice is a psychological factor. Generally, psychosexual problems is the beginning of frigidity, otherwise rarely medical.

Many problems that make a woman turned to ice. A woman does not necessarily become cold. Could have been previously intimate life was fine.

Frigidity could arise in the marriage because of a heavy feeling of disappointment against the pair, feeling betrayed, or there is anger that is covered. Other causes of frigidity, among others:

   1. Unconsciously fear women experience is not accepted by the partner who comes in the form of fear of criticism from her partner concerning the state of her body and her sexual response; fears she will likely harmed by a partner genitalianya tool; fear women will be pregnant as a result of sexual relations.
   2. Pent-up resentment toward her partner by various causes that is, forced to marry someone she did not really love; are not recognized, kept his revenge on the men who dominate women.
   3. Conflict of love: the woman is really loving man who was not her husband, a tendency which is latent lesbianism, has narcissistic tendencies, that is to love yourself more than anyone else.
   4. Financial difficulties due to causal factors in frigidity psychic energy is absorbed almost all efforts to overcome these difficulties.
   5. State that continued grief experienced by women because of factors outside ourselves or from within ourselves as women who experienced depression continued the woman.
   6. Too exhausted by the daily workload will create interest in the intimate conjugal relations were eroded.
   7. The husband who only pay attention to the achievement of orgasm in itself and does not care about the orgasm on the part of his wife, meaning straight to bed, turned her over to the other direction without regard to the wife. In this case the wife will feel just used it and did not gain anything from intimate relationships. He felt exploited, humiliated, used in vain, but this woman was afraid to refuse unwanted sexual relations of her husband.
   8. Psychosexual previous experience that is traumatic, as had been the victim of rape.

 
Impact frigidity

Frigidity will definitely affect the relationships between husband and wife in marriage. Actually what the purpose of the marital relationship?

   1. Procreative, namely through the husband-wife relationship both partners will get a descent.
   2. Recreational, intimate relationships also have significant recreational function of its role in relation harmony daily. Thus the fun aspect will be covered in interelasinya.
   3. Well-being, namely the intimate relationship that meets optimum pleasure and satisfaction for both parties will have an impact biopsikologis a matchless comfort.

Most of the people with frigidity will pretend is menstruating to avoid conjugal relations. So the condition that secretly frigidity diidap some women, not only making himself miserable. But it could destroy his household.

The important thing to consider is, if the response is dominated complaints of sexual frigidity wife, the husband's sexual arousal would be decreased gradually. Could have reduced enthusiasm for the development of a husband would result in complaints of impotence psikogenis on the husband.
 
How does this therapy help?

Can be concluded that a weak female sexual power is caused by many factors, including psychological factors as well as fatigue. Psychological factors resolved with open communication husband and wife, may not always be easy, but when he tried to open, the problem would be solved. And for kelelahaan factors certainly could be solved with enough rest.

Brain Wave Therapy also helps overcome the problem of frigidity or lack of sex drive in women, this therapy uses as a base Gamma waves and nature sounds as background. When a woman's sex drive is weak, the brain waves will go down as ordered to rest, even when exposed felt sleepy. With this gamma-wave stimulation, the brain frequency will go up so that the passion rises and remains passionate

Sunday, January 2, 2011

PSAS Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Michelle Thompson's life is one big climax - for a rare condition called Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS) means she has up to 300 orgasms a day. This does not mean she has a high sex drive, probably the opposite, she wants the arousal to stop. It has it's down-sides, finding a partner who can cope with such sexual demands can be difficult.

The cause of PSAS has not yet been established. But it must be something in the part of the brain called the limbic system which controls pleasure and sexual function. Although there is no cure, psychological treatments can help modify the symptoms and enable sufferers and their partners to cope.

It is not related to hypersexuality, sometimes known as nymphomania or satyriasis. A number of women have reported these symptoms after they stop taking antidepressants known as selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors.

It wasn't until Michelle was 37 that she saw a TV documentary about a woman with the same symptoms she had and realised her constant tingling was more than just a very high sex drive.

It was at this point, in January last year, that she decided to seek professional help. Within months her PSAS had been diagnosed at a specialist clinic.

Michelle says: "There is no treatment for it but I have become very good at disguising it, when I have an orgasm in public. I giggle and blush to cover it up. but I've had my When Harry Met Sally moments too."

"My most embarrassing was last year when I was in a supermarket and an in-store salesman wouldn't leave me alone. Suddenly I got that feeling and knew I was going to have an orgasm. I tried to make my excuses and leave but he just wouldn't go away so I climaxed there and then in front of him. You should have seen the look on his face."

Dr. Carol Cooper says: "Persistent sexual arousal syndrome is extremely rare and I have seen it only once in nearly 30 years in the medical profession. It puts the sufferer in a state of constant arousal where anything and everything triggers strong sexual urges followed swiftly by an orgasm."

My patient with the condition had to relieve herself many times a day. And because she had to leave her desk to use the loo at work to do this, she found it impossible to hold down a job.

As Michelle discovered, it's not easy to find a partner who can handle the syndrome. The apparent large sex drive can make the man feel sexually dominated. But some conditions similar to PSAS do have a serious cause. One young woman with an insatiable desire for sex went through hundreds of men before she was diagnosed with a brain tumour. The tumour was small but it was growing on the part of the brain that receives signals from the genitals, so she was permanently turned on. There are also some women who have abnormally high levels of testosterone. This is a male sex hormone but normal women have small amounts of it. If they didn't, they would have no sex drive. But if levels are too high the pursuit of sex and orgasms becomes a perpetual preoccupation. This also sometimes happens with tumours of the ovary.

As for Michelle, she seems to have a severe form of the condition and I am surprised she is so happy with it as it can make normal life impossible.
For sufferers, psychosexual help is available via GP referral. You could also seek help from GUM (genito-urinary medicine) clinics where no referral is needed and you can make an appointment directly.

Better Sex Tips for Women

A good amount of pleasurable sexual act is undeniably one of the most important components which helps to build and maintain a successful and rewarding relationship. In most cases, good sex speaks louder than words when it comes down to love and intimacy between both partners.

Both partners are equally responsible for giving the others a total sexual pleasure. It is very easy sometimes for a woman to think it is her man's responsibility to give her sexual pleasure and to make her come. From time to time, certain women would also have the idea that they should not be too wild in bed, as this might give their partner a sense of insecurity! This is a total myth and one which should be addressed immediately if she ever hopes to have a totally satisfying relationship!

Women sure can be charming by the way they present themselves and also by the way they dress up. But, men like women who are also great in bed. Men like women who take the initiative and are confident in their sexual act. Men like women who give them complete pleasure and satisfaction at the end of the sexual act and they themselves should feel satisfied with their partners.

It is often said that only when women have 7 times the pleasure as men that women can reach an orgasm. This is totally wrong! The truth is, a woman can have no orgasm but that does not mean she is not satisfied with the sexual experience. At the same time, a woman may have multiple orgasms. The ultimate aim for a woman would be to satisfy her partner and herself.

A woman should devise new ways to excite her man in the beginning and get him involved completely in the sexual act. She can also gift herself or her man sex videos. This is certainly going to turn both of them on. Sex videos are a great resource to learn the finer and more beautiful nuances of sex. Videos also help you learn different better sex positions so that sex does not become a monotonous act.

A better sex tips for women would be to get stimulated in the beginning. Performing sex just for the sake of doing it won't bring in any enthusiasm and pleasure. The most important part is to be you throughout the whole sexual act.

Women should be as flexible as possible in the whole sexual experience. Try out different things to excite your partner. Like, tying a handkerchief around his eyes and then slowly running your fingers on his body or, you can write erotic stories and then narrate them to your partner in order to stimulate him and respond to your demands.

Communication, both verbal and sexual is another important aspect which help to improve your love life. Tell your partner how comfortable you feel in his arms and thank him for the great sexual experience. Tell him that you would like to take the fantastic journey as much as you can. This is sure going to build a stronger sexual bond between you and your partner.

You can also create an environment to excite your partner like lighting candles in the room, keeping the room dark, playing soft love songs which you both enjoy and so on.

At the end of the day, it is a matter of communication, both verbal and sexual, that is going to make your relationship works. Be selfless and live for the moment for each other.

Short note about the author
Leah Holden is The "Better Sex Expert". Leah's mission is sharing her vast array of sexual knowledge with individuals and couples. To spice up your sex life, please visit Leah's blog, http://better--sex.blogspot.com


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The History of Underwear

Today, when anthropologists visit the remote highland areas of western New Guinea, they find underwear history in the form of native males of various ethnic groups wearing only a single and unique body covering.

That sole covering is an extremely hard and durable, sometimes colorful, gourd that has been dried out and hollowed. It covers the men’s genital area – specifically the penis. These men wear nothing else.

Anthropologists call it a koteka, which, they say, is a phallocrypt or penis shaft. The fact that it is worn without other clothing indicates that it is not specifically a form of men’s underwear. But it does indicate to us that covering and protecting the male’s genital area speaks to the most primitive and basic of man’s needs – food, shelter and, in this case, clothing.


The koteka is basic, and essential, to men in this region and the rest of the world has a modern equivalent of it today – although it is now hidden from view.

The koteka’s antecedent is the hard cup, a vital and essential accessory in today’s sports apparel line. Like its name indicates, the cup is extremely hard and more durable than a gourd.

It provides protection from severe injury to the groin area for a specific group of athletes. No professional baseball catcher, hockey goalie or rugby player would ever think to enter the playing arena without fastidiously securing his koteka, his hard cup, within his jockstrap.

In this examination we will take a brief look at the historical evolution of men’s underwear. In addition, we will take a look at how many of the items within the historical line of men’s underwear are familiar to us today. They are, in many cases, direct or indirect antecedents of those worn throughout the ages.

In a nutshell, we’ll take a look as to how loincloths, codpieces, long johns and doublets evolved into briefs, boxers, shorts, trunks, thongs, athletic supporters, jockstraps, t-shirts and all the other items of men’s underwear that are available to us today.

Here we go.

In the animal kingdom, the male is usually more ostentatiously colorful than the female, presumably to validate his masculinity and, thus, make him more attractive to potential mates.

Male humans, up until the last two centuries, dressed with as much brio as women. But then their clothes, and their underwear in particular, developed on singularly colorless lines. The present and future, however, would seem to offer considerably wider options.

Differences in anatomy have always dictated basic differences between women and men’s undergarments. Women’s underwear has been more about form, often to the point of distortion. It was an attractive covering featuring lace, ruffles, handiwork, and sheer fabrics. This emphasized sexuality rather than serving practicality.

Men’s underwear, on the other hand, whether they are briefs or boxers, shorts or trunks, athletic supporters or jock straps have always been primarily functional in that they conform to the contours of the male body, and are made with sturdy and protective fabrics.

In the Beginning…

The oldest example of men’s underwear, the loincloth, dates back to the cave man. We know this because in 1991 a leather loincloth was discovered in the Alps along with the remains of Otzi, the iceman, who lived around 3300 B.C. Scientists discovered that Otzi wore a leather loincloth under his woven grass cloak.

The fact that he wore it under his cloak provides us with the earliest documentation of men’s underwear. Abel Hugo, brother of the noted French writer Victor, reported that this basic ancient loincloth continued to be worn by shepherds of the Landes area of southern France all the way up to 1835.

Egypt’s King Tut wore loincloths that were described by experts who studied them in 1979 – some fifty years after the discovery in his tomb. We are told that they were a long piece of linen shaped like an isosceles triangle with strings coming off the long ends.

These were tied around the hips and the length of cloth hanging down in back was brought forward between the legs and tucked over the tied strings from the outside in.

That being the case, the most visible and enduring artistic representation of the ancient times’ loincloth is apparent when viewing any of the multitudinous artistic renderings of Christ’s Crucifixion. And that event, Christians are told, occurred shortly after Jesus was “stripped of his garments.”

Thus Christ’s loincloth was indeed a form of men’s underwear. Almost without exception, every artistic rendering of the Crucifixion displays this sole visible article, which was Christ’s only clothing at that moment – his loincloth.

It is significant to note that the artist’s interpretation of the style of Christ’s loin covering was derived from his knowledge of waist coverings and undergarments that were contemporary to the time the portrait or sculpture was created.

To that end, we will sometimes see Christ’s midsection covered by a loincloth that’s joined together by ties or strings. Or maybe it will more closely resemble a bulky modern day bath towel with multiple folds that cover the entire groin area. Or it may appear to be a standard piece of white linen with a side tail flapping like a flag in the wind.

The latter was a favorite and important “interpretation” utilized by artists during the period of the Crusades. At that time, some artists portrayed the cuts at the ends of the “tail flap” of Christ’s loincloth to be identical to the cuts or shape on the flags of heraldry of a specific group of Crusaders.

Thus the masters were capable of, and indeed did, stylize the crucified Christ’s crucifixion garment, both to the political reality of the time as well as the designs of the undergarments that they were familiar with at that time the masterpiece was created.

Thus, it would be historically inaccurate, but artistically consistent, for a modern day rendering of the Crucifixion to depict the body of Christ wearing a pair of boxers or briefs, a thong, or even an athletic supporter.

As jarring and offensive as that would appear to the traditionalist (who would surely shout blasphemy), it would be traditionally acceptable in that today’s painter or sculptor would be adhering to the centuries old tradition of covering the midsection of the crucified Christ in a style of men’s undergarment that was contemporary to the time the image was being created.

“It’s All Greek to Me.”

The uninformed may find it strange that the Ancient Greeks never considered wearing any form of protection to the groin area during their celebrated Olympic Games. The Greeks had a lot of time to think about it because, after all, these events were the longest-running recurring event in antiquity.

The early Olympics were heady events. There were peripheral activities that came with the Olympic festival: artistic happenings, new writers, new painters and new sculptors. There were even fire-eaters, palm readers, and prostitutes. And, of course, there were the celebrated athletes, each of whom performed his feats without wearing as much as a single stitch of clothing.

A reader recently asked National Geographic magazine: “Why did the Olympic athletes compete in the nude?” Here’s how that esteemed periodical replied: “The truth is that no one knows.

According to one story, it began when a runner lost his loincloth and tripped on it. Everyone took off his loincloth after that. But ancient historians have traced it back to initiation rites—young men walking around naked and sort of entering manhood.”

The answer continued by adding: “We know how fundamental nudity was to Greek culture. It really appealed to the exhibitionism and the vanity of the Greeks. Only barbarians were afraid to show their bodies.”

“The nude athletes would parade like peacocks up and down the stadium. Poets would write in a shaky hand these wonderful odes to the bodies of the young men, their skin the color of fired clay. But other cultures, like the Persians and the Egyptians, looked at these Greek men oiling one another down and writhing in the mud, and found it very strange. They believed it promoted sexual degeneracy.”

We are told that Plato was a huge fan of Olympic wresting and Sophocles could be found hanging around the Olympic handball court. Aristotle and Socrates surely bounced around the various events.

One would think that the civilization that gave us these great thinkers would have had someone in their stable who would have thought hard enough on how to come up with the world’s first and greatest jockstrap. Even a thong, bikini or the precursors of today’s men’s briefs or boxers would have been sufficient. But, no, that thought never occurred to any of those great thinkers.

Couldn’t one of the women who were married to the “fathers of geometry” figure out the simple angles that are necessary to put together a men’s t-shirt? Couldn’t one of her sons have grabbed a brass wine goblet and modified it into some form of a genital protecting hard cup? Surely that would have been placed on a shelf at home after the festivities as a dearly cherished vessel that not only protected but benefited those early Olympic wrestlers.

The invention of a jockstrap or athletic supporter, or any other form of men’s underwear, never occurred to them because historians tell us the Greeks went without underwear all the time – even when they were off the playing field. Simply put, they didn’t wear underwear – ever. Oh well, great thinkers didn’t always look for practical results.

After all there was a widespread rumor floating around after World War II that claimed the now world-renowned scientist, Albert Einstein, father of the atomic bomb, didn’t know how to tie his own shoelaces.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

In the 1950’s, a little tike visiting his gramma would occasionally hear the wise woman order the command “Pull up your britches or you’re gonna fall down.” The little lad had never heard the word britches before but he intuitively knew that gramma was ordering him to pull up his pants.

At the same time her husband, the boy’s grandpa, might have been entering the room wearing a new pair of gabardine slacks. The observant women would tell him, “You’ve got a piece of lint on your trousers.” Granma was born in the late 1800’s and probably didn’t know that her terminology, specifically britches and trousers, are derivatives that date all the way back to the Ancient Romans.

These garments were Roman underwear. Granma could care less; she just wanted her grandson to be safe and happy and her husband to be smartly dressed.

At least as early as the second century B.C., the Romans were exposed to bifurcated garments. That was when the Teutons defeated one of their armies.

These warriors from the North were garbed in short tunics under which breeches or baggy trousers were worn as a form of men’s underwear. This was sure proof to the Romans that they were barbarians.

Contrary to the usual result, instead of the defeated people adopting the conquerors’ mode of dress, it was here the other way around. The invaders soon began to wear something resembling Roman dress. However, the Romans gradually accepted both long and short trousers as their underwear.

They were adopted first by soldiers, who recognized their practicality – something that is always noteworthy when considering the appropriate style, form or fabric of men’s underwear.

In conservative Rome, meanwhile, both men and women continued to wear similar layers of tunic, plus toga, although men sometimes wore an extra under-tunic. These were usually shorter than those worn by women in order to accommodate their more active life style.

The subligaculum was also a kind of men’s underwear worn by ancient Romans as evidenced by the Latin prefix “sub” which translates as “under.”

However, gladiators, athletes, and stage actors frequently worn it as an outer garment – “for the sake of decency.” The subligaculum most closely resembles a pair of shorts or trunks, or it could also be a simple loincloth that was wrapped around the lower abdominal area.

In 481 AD, when King Clovis ruled in the area near the current boarder of France and Belgium, his subjects wore breeches or braies. These ended at the knee or were long and cross-gartered. Either way, they were worn under a knee-length tunic thus making them a form of men’s underwear.

It was much later that male and female attire diverged dramatically. Men shortened their tunics and exposed their legs in breeches.

These were not as short as men’s briefs or trunks. Women continued to hide their legs under long skirts that reached to their feet. Thus it was men, not women, who wore the first in history, shall we say, to wear “sexy underwear.” 
Man of La Mancha and His Buddies

During the period when El Cid was galloping around Spain, the nobility wore fitted breeches under tunics that could reach to mid-calf or below – similar to the snug fit of today’s compression shorts.

The lower classes, however, wore tunics at knee level with breeches that were loose and baggy thus they were afforded the comfort provided by the today’s boxer shorts and men’s briefs.

A century later, when Genghis Khan stormed through Europe, he would find a noble class whose breeches had shrunk. (Historians do not report if this was the immediate result of Khan’s arrival – which assuredly meant doom.)

Nonetheless, he found the nobility of Europe wearing invisible drawers that served the same purpose of today’s boxers or men’s briefs. At the same time, the laboring classes made do with a breechcloth.

This was a strip of material, usually in the form of a narrow rectangle, which passed between the thighs and secured before and behind under a belt or string. The rectangular shape notwithstanding, this was clearly the predecessor of the currently popular men’s thong.

At about the same time, the rigidity of plate armor necessitated the addition of padded linen linings that served as protection against the cold harsh metal. Additionally, armor clad men on horseback began to wear padded loincloths. Historians say that these were the real antecedents to what has been worn as men’s underwear ever since.

The New World

The tunic started to disappear about the time Christopher Columbus set sail on his spice run to the Orient. It was morphed into the doublet which was a snug fitting buttoned jacket that men of his time wore. And, it is at this time that we see signs of men’s legs being newly revealed and their outer clothing becoming more colorful and flamboyant.

The top of the outfit was formfitting and laced up the front – much like the mountain men would wear three centuries later while cavorting around the American West.

Men as well as women wore stiffened stomachers with pointed front panels. However, underneath, both sexes wore chemises, which is the French word for “shirts.”

Thus at this point the world was introduced to what would evolve into the men’s t-shirt because their garments also served as a nightshirt and, like the t-shirt, it is still worn for that purpose by many men today.

The outer garment was slashed at various places including the wrists and neck. The purpose of which was to selectively display various sections of the undershirts. Thus at this point in history, we encounter the introduction of “revealing or sexy men’s underwear.”

The style of the time allowed men to wear stockings that were decorated with embroidery. They were even bejeweled. Early hose stopped at the knee. But a short time before, the men who rode with Richard the Lionheart wore hose that had risen to mid-thigh and were pulled over the breeches. Clearly, this was the introduction of pantyhose for men.

Later men’s hose often were tied with ribbons below the knees and were attached to the breeches. These were the decorative precursor of garters; they then were laced to the doublet. In the beginning, stockings were cut from either linen or wool cloth and shaped to the leg.

Knitting was little known until the time of Elizabeth I and when introduced, knitted hose meant greatly improved fit. Although elastic had not yet been invented the end result was not unlike the snug fit of today’s athletic supporters, briefs, trunks, shorts and t-shirts.

Another “knit-fit” accessory would also appear later, specifically in the current reign of Queen Elizabeth II. They are the readily available leg warmers worn during rehearsals by both male and female dance students and professionals.

Codpiece Rex

By the sixteenth century the male codpiece was dramatically apparent. Think Henry VIII. Who, thanks to the various portraits painted by Hans Holbein the Younger, is probably the most recognized of all the British monarchs.

The codpiece began in this era as a simple, three-cornered gusset in the upper part of what is referred to as trunk-hose. These were short full breeches reaching about half way down the thighs.

The codpiece was enlarged into a stiff stuffed protuberance that echoed and emphasized the shape of the male sexual organ. These exaggerated “centerpieces” were sometimes used as a storage place for coins, snuff or sweets. A costume historian has written, “During this time the entire male population above the age of three appeared to be suffering from a severe case of priapism.”

Today’s male athletes wear the codpiece’s lineal descendant, the athletic supporter or jockstrap, as a protection for their genitals. A derivative for male dancers is referred to as a dance belt.

In the world of ballet – the dance belt (or jock strap) is stuffed, not with a hard cup, but usually with women’s sanitary napkins. This not only provides a little extra protection to the dancers’ private parts but also permits the display of an enhanced symbol of masculinity for any number of ballerinos who need to portray that.

Renaissance men were also known to wear padding to flesh out their calves because a “fine leg” was considered to be most desirable.

Thus, the aforementioned Henry VIII, with his plumed hat, broad shouldered robe, slashed and decorated doublet, embroidered hose, beribboned garters and aggressive codpiece was the image of masculine power at that time.  

Welcome to Brigadoon

Since Henry’s England shares its northern boarder with Scotland, this may be the time to answer the inevitable question, “What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?”

The early answer was “trews.” This was a Celtic garment and a form of mens underwear, consisting of loose fitting breeches and hose. It was knitted into one piece and worn by Highlanders as they walked the moors.

Sometimes it was trimmed with leather, probably buckskin, especially on the inner leg, in order to prevent wear from riding on horseback.

While still not considered to be strictly an "accessory" of Highland or Scottish dress, the subject of kilt underwear has been of long standing interest.

Today, if a kilt wearer chooses to go without underwear it is often referred to as "going regimental" or in observance of "military practice." Some prefer to use the simpler term "dressing traditionally" in the name of Scottish national pride. This is because the former terms are associated with the British military. There is, in fact, no evidence of official policy regarding undergarments in military forces that wear the kilt.

When wearing the kilt it is not uncommon to be asked, "Are you a true Scotsman?" This does not refer to a man’s ancestry in any way but is a polite way of inquiring whether the person is naked beneath the kilt.

Today’s highland dancers and athletes, however, are bound by the nature of their competitions to clad themselves appropriately and modestly. In highland dance competitions and exhibitions, the regulations of the Scottish Official Board of Highland Dancing state the following regarding men’s underwear: "dark or toning with the kilt should be worn but not white."

Highland athletes are also required to wear shorts of some type during the athletic competitions and most opt for either regular shorts of a Lycra fabric. This is the most famous brand name associated with spandex. Compression shorts would appear to be ideal for this need – provided they follow the color guidelines stated above. Suffice it to say, men’s thongs, briefs, athletic supporters or jockstraps are a definite “no-no.”

Les Miserables

Up until the French Revolution men’s fashion was defined by knee breeches with stockings or tights worn underneath. The revolution’s date –1789, for the most part, abruptly ended the trend of visible men's stockings and knee breeches which are commonly referred to as “culottes” by the French today.

The revolutionary cry "sans culottes" rejected knee breeches which were widespread in the aristocracy at that time. Instead, the introduction of the new fashion of wearing long trousers with knee-length socks or normal socks occurred.

This was a turning point in the history of European fashion, which still shapes typical men's wear today. Stockings and tights, as men’s underwear, were still sporadically worn under knee breeches or long trousers but they became relatively rare at the time of the French Revolution.

The Age of Enlightenment introduced us to the dandies. These men did not subscribe to the relaxed mode of dress. The most notable dandy of this period was England’s George Byran “Beau” Brummel, who branded himself with the smooth, wrinkle free fit of his clothes. He was known particularly for his meticulously kept underwear at a time when cleanliness was not given a high priority.

As meticulous as Beau Brummel was about his underwear, it would be consistent with his fastidious nature to wear a more gallant type of men’s underwear in the form of men’s thongs, shorts, bikinis or any of the other kind of sexy underwear that we have today. However those items were obviously not available to him at the time. Beau’s contemporaries, the sporty Parisian dandies of the same era, were known to wear girdles.

This should not sound strange because throughout the centuries, some men in many nations, particularly those in the various militaries, have worn some form of a corset in order to facilitate the upright stance consistent with a warrior cult.

As recently as 1908 the Sears, Roebuck catalog offered a “male military corset giving the straight front effect that is so much admired.” No doubt some unknown upper-class male passenger on the Titanic was wearing one when the ship went down.

There were two versions available at the time. One sold for ninety-two cents; the other for $1.50. Some obscure mail order catalog may still offer the male equivalent of the panty-girdle and tout it in the same way as was the tradition in the early twentieth century – for their “health-giving” features. Needless to say, these ads also count on the vanity factor to attract what few buyers there might be.